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roos1046 Reborn 09/08/19 8:44:43 AM #1: |
In case you don't know here is a little background info about me.
I am 5'2" tall and weigh around 110 pounds. I am 32 years old and live in my parents basement. On to the story. I was standing at the bar and checking out all of the dimes in the club. I look across the dance floor and see this nickel looking at me. I walked toward her, confident as fuck, with my chest puffed out like a boss. I leaned in and whispered "You remind me off a snow drift and I need to plow you." She basically melted right there and that closed the deal. --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046 Reborn 09/08/19 12:24:26 PM #2: |
bump for the forever alones to get inspired
--- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrestlinFan 09/08/19 12:25:39 PM #3: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 09/08/19 12:26:37 PM #4: |
WrestlinFan posted...
everybody clapped cheeksftfy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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roos1046 Reborn 09/09/19 9:12:36 PM #5: |
DrizztLink posted...
WrestlinFan posted...everybody clapped cheeksftfy lol --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. https://imgur.com/FoV5u ... Copied to Clipboard!
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