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Bruce was heading back to the mansion after quickly visiting a friend in town. Suddenly a short spikey haired dude appeared in front of him.

Goku "Hi, your batman!! I heard you beat superman and I enjoyed my fight with him a ton, too bad about his sun. Anyway lets fight!!!"

Bruce was very surprised and responded "I am not Batman, who told you that?"

Goku "Look, I was almost fooled by your extremely low power levels, but I know it's you. Power up so we can fight!!"

Bruce "Again, I am not Batman!!"

Goku "Fine, I'll just force you to power up".

Goku in non-powered up form, throws his weakest possible punch at Batman, and literally knocks his head off.

Goku "Whoops......maybe he wasn't Batman after all? My bad"

Goku teleports away looking for someone who can give him a real challenge, and also for something they call frozen yogurt, it sounds intriguing.

Batman might have had some chance if he had any luck or opportunity to research Goku (at least using the suit he used to fight superman for instance), but due to extremely bad timing and chance, he was actually caught with no gadgets at all, and wiped out without any real chance to defend himself. So ends the legacy of the bat.

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