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Matt did not know how he got into this. Jimmy invited him to some dumb party and when he didn't show, the next morning he woke up in the waiting room for these tournaments. Damn Kimmle, always getting the last word. Walking into the arena was intimidating, he was an actor, not a fighter.

Across the arena from him was this large robot...wait.....cyborg?.......metalic something. It looked dangerous.

Mat called out "How you doin?"

Robocop replied "Give up and I will end you quickly. Your assistance would be appreciated".

Robocop then aimed it's gun directly at Mat and fired......but.....the gun jammed!!

This had never happened before, in fact, he also never missed, Murphy was confused, but proceeded to stomp
towards Mat

Mat screamed like a little girl and started to run away, and while he might not be as fast in a straight line, he seemed to be able to stay ahead of Robocop as long as he followed the outside of the Arena.

Robocop "Stop running or I will shoot you"

Matt was getting winded and had no idea what to do, but he saw something on the side of the arena, it was a kiosk!!!

Running up to it, he saw that it contained a variety of weapons, all of which cost exactly one dollar!!

Mat saw a large rocket launcher and exclaimed "I'll buy that for a dollar" and preceded to do so.

Luckily for mat it was one of those new fangled already loaded and ready to shoot rocket launchers, so he just turned around, aimed at Robocop and fired.

Boom, Direct hit, Robocop went flying back and crashed into the wall, on arm hung loose with sparks flying out of it, but his other arm was still fine. His metal mask also was dislodged and you could see Murphy's singed fance grimcing at the light.

Murphy "You will pay for that"

Murphy lifted up his arm that still worked and a gun was suddenly in it, he aimed and fired, and this time the bullets flew true, pounding into Matt, starting in his chest and working up to his head, leaving nothing but a bloody mess behind.

Robocop slowly gained his feet, but his right arm fell to the ground. He bent, picked i up and trudged out of the arena. That Kimmel better hold up his part of the bargain and introduce him to Jennifer, murphy was sure they would be good friends.

Matt rolled a 10 and Robo a 5 btw

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