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Ronald loved attention and this was right up his ally. Walking into the arena he had a machine gun ready and as soon as he saw his hairy opponent across the way, he unleashed his rage with a flood of bullets, tearing up the ground and hitting the figure that was quickly trying to dodge all the bullets multiple times.

The monkey king was bloodied already, and pushed himself up from the floor, wiping blood off his mouth.

Ronald "Would you like fries with that you damn dirty ape?"

The monkey king was angry, who was this clown? He pulled out his pole and extended it, making it large and heavy enough to hit Ronald even from long distance.

Ronald laughed "Hah, your trying to super size me are you? I'm the KING of super size B***. Take this!!"

Ronald raised his hand and the souls of the thousands of people who had died of heart attacks from his food flowed out, dissolving Sun Wukong's pole and flowing over his arm, eating away at it.

As the monkey king screamed in agony, Ronald approached laughing as he did "What do you think we make the burgers out of fool. It's Monkey meat!!!"

With that Ronald let fly a punch that knocked out his opponent, and then in front of the millions watching, used a portable grinder to break him down, and create burger patties out of him.

I think i'll call these impossible burgers, get those vegetarians worshiping at my golden arches as well.

Monkey king 15 Ronald 17.........

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