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Because I really want to see it as well, here is a redone battle reversing the rolls for Batman and Goku. This is going to be fun!!:)

Batman was ready, not as ready as he could be given enough time, but he had advanced warning of who he was going to fight and when. There match was in the Arena tomorrow and he had time to prepare. This was going to be a hard fight, but he had defeated Superman, and this was on the same level.

The justice buster was ready to go, but that was just the start, he had a few tricks up his sleeve that he hoped would more than even the battlefield. Finally prepared Bruce left to sign in and prepare for tomorrows battle.

As the gates opened Goku moved into the arena so fast nobody could even see him, it looked like he just materialized. Nobody that is, except batman, his suit was designed to keep track of the Flash even at his fastest speeds, so Goku was easy to keep track of.

Goku looked over at Batman and said "I heard you defeated superman, so have I, this will be a good fight"

Batman replied "I am batman, I am the night, and you will lose this fight"

Goku laughed and rushed towards batman, wanting to try this chump out before powering up, lets see if he can even take a basic punch!! Goku unleashed a few punches at Batman, but his suit absorbed them easily, deflecting the power away.

Meanwhile Batman chucked and released a gas cloud directly in Goku's face. Goku warped back...coughing, but did not seem to feel any ill effects. In fact, he didn't seem to feel anything, no emotions at all. His normal battle rage was missing.

Goku "What was that? What did you do? I don't understand, lets fight!!!"

Batman "We shall fight, but you shall not power up at all, no higher forms today, and because of that, you I shall slay."

Goku was stunned, but did not believe him. Standing still, he struggled to unleash the rage his memories always provided, that allowed him to go Super Sayien, but.....the feelings, the emotion just would not come. He was stuck in his normal form!!

Goku "That was sneaky but I can, and I will, still beat you!!!"

Goku focused his energy and said "Kame....hame........HAAAAA" releasing a ball of power that shot straight at batman. The ball smashed into Batman but his plasma shields deflected the energy to the sides (wiping out a small portion of the audience in the process).

Batman "You'll have to do better than that Goku, I know of your powers and I am prepared for them".

Batman rushed towards Goku, releasing a flurry of red sun powered blows apon him. Goku blocked a few but the strength behind them was equal to that of superman, who he had to power up multiple times to take on, this was too much.

Goku teleported back, catching his breathe, he pulled out some Senzu beans and munched them, feeling better already. Still he had not even scratched this batman and the battle was not going well.

Fine, if power would not work, than maybe speed would. Goku focused and unleashed a flurry of punches teleporting around batman in a flurry, never staying in any place long enough to "CRUUUUUUUNCH".

Blam, Batman simply punched out with his right arm at full power as Goku teleported directly into the spot. Batman must have had a computer algorithm predicting the teleport locations and once it came up with a pattern, Batman was ready. The punch was so strong combined with the speed of Goku that his head dissolved into a spray of molecules, not even blood and his body collapsed on the ground, dead.

Batman stood over his defeated opponent, sad that such a battle had to take place, but Goku was too powerful. Like Superman he could be a threat if he was used by others, and now, the only threat left was him.

The end.

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