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Lara was getting too old for this stuff, her back hurt all the time now, and the pain pills were dulling her reflexes too much. She kept schedule breast reduction surgeries but every time a new artifact would be discovered somewhere or a new emergency would happen. It was almost like the universe didn't want her to get them.

The prize for winning this tournament was too valuable though, she couldn't pass this up. Entering the arena she looked across at her opponent and........"Drake? Nathan!!! Is that you??!!"

Nathan was leaning nonchalantly against the arena wall, looked up with an impish smile and said "Lara my love, it's been awhile, fancy meeting you here".

Lara sprinted across the arena jumping up and throwing her arms around Nathan she squealed in delight "Nathan, I've missed you, it's been ages!!"

Nathan picked Lara up and spun her around pressing her body against his and kissing her deeply.

Nathan "I expected to get a treasure out of this trip, but this was better than I expected, it HAS been too long, what was the last time that fertility idol in Morroco?"

Lara looked a bit sad for a second and nodded "Yes, that was the last time and, well, there is something I needed to tell you about that trip."

Lara pulled away a bit, both her and Nathan totally ignoring the persistent shouting by the crowds for blood (or sex at this point).

Lara "That idol, well, it seems it was very powerful"

Nathan "What??"

Lara "Yes after you left, I discovered that the idol and you had left a little present behind, Drake, you are a Daddy"

Nathan !!!!!!!!!

Lara "We had a baby girl, but I couldn't involve her with this life, so I left her with a rich family I had rescued in the past. I visit sometimes and I can bring you to see her if you would like"

Drake "Oh no, Elena will never forgive me!!"

Lara quirks an eyebrow "Elena ????!!!!?

Drake "Yes, I am sorry Lara but I met this girl, well, she was a golden statue at the time, and well, one thing led to another and we are married now"

Lara "Drake!!! You said you would wait for me, and we would retire together!!!"

Drake "I know, I am sorry, It just happened over time and it has been so long since we saw each other"

Lara scowls at drake, angry at being forgotten and spurned, she backs up a bit and spits "What about our daughter? Do you even want to meet her?"

Drake "Hold on luv, I do still care for you and of course I want to see our daughter, this is just unexpected!!!"

Lara sighs "Fine, whatever, so is this"

Lara shoots Drake with a tranq dart before he can say anything else, he looks at her in shock before slumping to the ground in defeat.

Lara "Sorry Nathan, but I need to win this tournament and your just in the way"

Lara heads out of the arena, sad, but at least one step closer to her goal.

Lara 17 Nathan 11.

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