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TopicWhere do you see yourself in three months?
wolfy42
05/02/20 5:59:33 AM
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Lets find out!!

Steps into time machine. Sets it for 3 months from now, Steps out.
Finds a sign saying "be back in a bet, checking to see what i'll be doing in 3 months".
Steps back into time machine sets it for 3 more months, steps out.

Find 2 more of myself in my room, right before my birthday.

I say "Hi myselves, what you all doing in the future, gamefaqs wants to know!"
Myself one (from 3 months in the future turns to me and says "same thing your doing, gamefaqs still wants to know"
Myself two doesn't look so good. There are empty cans of beef stew littered around the room and it doesn't
look like he has showered recently (and we shower alot!!).

Myself two sighs and says "I have bad news, around halloween.......the worst happened.

We both gasp in horror! "No!" We say in unision.

"Yes!" says myself 2, crying softly, "it's true, the internet, it went out"

We both cringe, unable to contemplate living for weeks without the internet.

"come back with us", we both say "There is internet in the past!".

Myself sighs "I already tried that, all passage back in time is blocked, you can only move forward and back to where you came from.

We huddle up and come up with an idea. There is a way to fix the system, there must be.
Finally after a few hours we come up with a plan. We both head back to our time lines.
I have returned here to report in. The solution is simple, I am going to move forward 1 minute into the future.
I will then live my life normally until the internet goes out, and then return to the past that is one minute in the future. I will keep doing that every single minute, allow for thousands of trips that will last 6 months each, all with plenty of
internet time!!! I will live a lifetime in 6 months.

Sorry I didn't find out anything about the virus or why internet went out, I just needed to focus on the important matters. Of to watch netflix for the next 2000 years!!!

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
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