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I "meh'd" on these:
St0rmFury posted...

Yo momma so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until yo momma got on one.

Yo momma so fat, when she falls out of the bed she falls on both sides.

The earth was flat until we buried yo momma in it.

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Yo momma so fat Thanos had to wear 2 infinity gauntlets and start clapping.

Yo momma so fat, she was still disintegrating when Hulk brought everyone back.

I snorted on these:
St0rmFury posted...

Yo momma so fat, if she sits on her iPhone it becomes an iPad.

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Yo momma so fat Thanos had to snap 5 times.

I literally laughed out loud on this one:
St0rmFury posted...

Yo momma so fat that when I pictured her in my head it broke my neck.