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St0rmFury
07/02/20 4:18:58 AM
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Yo momma so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until yo momma got on one.

Yo momma so fat that when I pictured her in my head it broke my neck.

Yo momma so fat, when she falls out of the bed she falls on both sides.

The earth was flat until we buried yo momma in it.

Yo momma so fat, if she sits on her iPhone it becomes an iPad.

Avengers: Infinity War & Endgame spoilers
Yo momma so fat Thanos had to snap 5 times.

Yo momma so fat Thanos had to wear 2 infinity gauntlets and start clapping.

Yo momma so fat, she was still disintegrating when Hulk brought everyone back.

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Smackems
07/02/20 4:20:44 AM
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Yeah those are pretty good lol

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Jabodie
07/02/20 4:24:23 AM
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I laughed out loud at all of these lmao

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Eliza3
07/02/20 4:24:37 AM
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These are good. Number one is the best, it's the most clever.

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Wii_Shaker
07/02/20 4:39:10 AM
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The Avengers ones are funny, lol.

Keeping the tradition alive.

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NobleWill8
07/02/20 4:44:23 AM
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The last one though lol.

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Wii_Shaker
07/02/20 4:45:07 AM
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NobleWill8 posted...
The last one though lol.
It got me good too.

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apolloooo
07/02/20 4:47:44 AM
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lmao

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Hornezz
07/02/20 5:13:56 AM
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I don't really care about yo momma jokes. Most of them are old and terribly overused. Just like your mom.

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Middle hope
07/02/20 5:15:36 AM
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SpaceBear_
07/02/20 6:48:41 AM
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https://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ

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Lorenzo_2003
07/02/20 6:52:39 AM
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Thanks for those!

Havent heard a yo Mama joke in a long time, and those were all funny.

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St0rmFury
07/02/20 7:09:15 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
Thanks for those!

Havent heard a yo Mama joke in a long time, and those were all funny.
Np!

2020 has been a sucky year so far, we could all use some laughs.
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Tired-Insomniac
07/02/20 12:46:57 PM
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The Hulk one was great

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FunnyPies
07/02/20 12:47:14 PM
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I "meh'd" on these:
St0rmFury posted...
Yo momma so fat her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines until yo momma got on one.

Yo momma so fat, when she falls out of the bed she falls on both sides.

The earth was flat until we buried yo momma in it.

Avengers: Infinity War & Endgame spoilers
Yo momma so fat Thanos had to wear 2 infinity gauntlets and start clapping.

Yo momma so fat, she was still disintegrating when Hulk brought everyone back.

I snorted on these:
St0rmFury posted...
Yo momma so fat, if she sits on her iPhone it becomes an iPad.

Avengers: Infinity War & Endgame spoilers
Yo momma so fat Thanos had to snap 5 times.

I literally laughed out loud on this one:
St0rmFury posted...
Yo momma so fat that when I pictured her in my head it broke my neck.
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ApherosyLove
07/02/20 12:53:17 PM
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The whole "yo momma so fat, it takes [multiple]" setup is pure.

YO momma so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her.

YO momma so fat it takes two pokeballs to catch her.

Etc

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St0rmFury
07/02/20 10:18:04 PM
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Bump for more lols
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