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Topic	Do you think your FAMILY could afford your FUNERAL if you DIED today???
WhiskeyDisk 10/20/20 11:40:42 PM #4:	Real estate for a corpse is actually more wasteful than a golf course IMO. I couldn't care less what you do with my corpse once I'm no longer occupying it. donate it to science, feed it to pigs, pump it full of twinkies, tequila, and spam and leave me standing in the corner in an intimidating pose, throw me to a necrophiliac convention, i really don't care. but for the love of Eris, don't put me in a suit i never would have worn in life, put me in the dirt with a headstone, and put lights on the damned thing, I'm trying to sleep until the end of days or ragnarok. if you insist on burying me whole, at least put me in plain clothes and bury me with a sword. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:946100353] in Do you thi... [t:79052970]...</cite> <quote>Real estate for a corpse is actually more wasteful than a golf course IMO. I couldn't care less what you do with my corpse once I'm no longer occupying it. donate it to science, feed it to pigs, pump it full of twinkies, tequila, and spam and leave me standing in the corner in an intimidating pose, throw me to a necrophiliac convention, i really don't care. but for the love of Eris, don't put me in a suit i never would have worn in life, put me in the dirt with a headstone, and put lights on the damned thing, I'm trying to sleep until the end of days or ragnarok. if you insist on burying me whole, at least put me in plain clothes and bury me with a sword. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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