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[Final Thoughts: And the award for most incoherent and irrelevant gibberish passing itself as a writeup goes to whatever that was.

As for the song itself: Its got that repetitive pulsing beat that I almost never like.

(Pulsing Beat Complaint Counter: 2)

And that match is just woefully imbalanced. Max Force is going to start firing rockets at imaginary demons, causing a wild stampede of animals and the audience to attempt fleeing. If you presume access to the outside world is forbidden to apply to the spectators, then things are going to quickly devolve into a riot as everyone realizes theyre trapped. Fairly decent odds everyone on both sides gets slaughtered in the ensuing chaos, with the most likely survivor being Mandrake... whose only goal is to find somewhere to hide in the chaos and take as many drugs as possible. Defenders of the Earth win by default due to the magicians sudden drug addiction.

Even without the spectators, I dont see a path to victory for The Power Team. Maybe if Bigfoot had infinite saws to launch, but the jungle is probably too dense for it to really move and it doesnt have the ammo to cut its way through. (Bigfoot might be a beast on a terrain like Spekkios Arena where he can open by firing monster truck sized blades at the enemy team and running them over, but its completely dead weight in tight spaces like this)

Kwirk has no chance of figuring out how to pilot a spaceship and wouldnt amount to much even if he could get back.

Kuros probably lacks durability without his armor and putting on a full suit of armor takes way more time than hes going to have.

Max Force is going to blow all his best ammo attacking nothing.

Tyrone is a non-factor even if he lives, but he probably gets tramped to death. The animals are forbidden from hurting any of the Defenders, so hes going to be crushed by a stampede that inexplicably avoids the unnamed teens.

Just terrible ability usage and terrain choices here.]

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