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TopicPlaying Metro Exodus and God Damn it's a mess (Metro Spoilers For All 3 Games)
UnfairRepresent
11/26/20 11:29:22 PM
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"Turns out everywhere else in the world is actually fine and we were just lying to you for the past 2 games for literally no reason making the plots and hardships of both of them pointless."
Erm... ok?

"Now you're going on a train because you can't go home."
"I don't see wh-"
"CAN'T GO HOME! OFF YOU GO! Now we found a fishcult fighting bandits."
Erm... Ok? We going to do anything about it?
"Not really. You can kill the fish if you want."
"Okay, that do anything?"
"No there's more than one."
"Oh... So..We just gonna... leave then?"
"Yup... Oh no! After you left you walked right into a big bunker full of thousands of crazy insane cannibals who are gonna eat you."
"Wut? Ok.. We gonna be imprisoned or have to take the complex over or have to deal with this civilization or learn interesting worldbuilding aspects about the personalities and backst-"
"No you leave immediately."
Erm... ok?
"Now you're going to go a communications network to find Satalite Maps of Russia."
Erm... ok?.... Why?
"Dunno... but now you're in Mad Max!"
Erm.... ok?

It's just erm...ok? the game.

And Christ these loading times are terrible.

It's not an awful game, I love some of the small touches like buming around on the train, being able to holester weapons among non hostile NPCs, enemies who surrender in fear if you kill all of their friends but it doesn't feel like Metro at all and the story is bananas. It's written like a small child with action figures on a sugar rush going "And then another thing happened!"

Also Miller and Artyom are acting nothing like how they used to act in the previous games...

Last Light was way better.

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