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TopicScenario: Since getting married your son no longer believes in chairs or sitting
UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 5:47:35 AM
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Your Son fell in love with and eventually married Ah Lam, a single mother in Wales.

You're going to visit her for the first time since your grandson was born (he was born in the States) and are shocked to discover there are no chairs or seats anywhere in their home.

"Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you. Yeah my beloved Lammywammy's first husband Cheng died tragically in a sofa accident a decade or so ago and since then she removed all the seats from his home.

It started as like a complex but she soon realized life was so much better without them so she never went back.

At first it was kind of weird when I first moved in, especially when [Your Firstname] was born but as usual Ah Lam was totally completely right. She's so smart. Everyone is happier, fitter, more active.

You're much more inclined to do your homework when there is no where to sit down to do it. You don't play nearly as many computer games when you have to stand or lie down. You eat less junk food when you have to stand or walk around.

It's like automatic anti-laziness technology in your own home.We just do stuff all the time.

You really should try it out daddy, it's not too late to turn that dadbod around you know, teehee." your son says casually



How do you react?
What do you do?

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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