Current Events > Scenario: Since getting married your son no longer believes in chairs or sitting

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 5:47:35 AM
#1:


Your Son fell in love with and eventually married Ah Lam, a single mother in Wales.

You're going to visit her for the first time since your grandson was born (he was born in the States) and are shocked to discover there are no chairs or seats anywhere in their home.

"Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you. Yeah my beloved Lammywammy's first husband Cheng died tragically in a sofa accident a decade or so ago and since then she removed all the seats from his home.

It started as like a complex but she soon realized life was so much better without them so she never went back.

At first it was kind of weird when I first moved in, especially when [Your Firstname] was born but as usual Ah Lam was totally completely right. She's so smart. Everyone is happier, fitter, more active.

You're much more inclined to do your homework when there is no where to sit down to do it. You don't play nearly as many computer games when you have to stand or lie down. You eat less junk food when you have to stand or walk around.

It's like automatic anti-laziness technology in your own home.We just do stuff all the time.

You really should try it out daddy, it's not too late to turn that dadbod around you know, teehee." your son says casually



How do you react?
What do you do?

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ssjevot
12/17/20 6:16:05 AM
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I don't have chairs in my house, so I would understand completely.

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StarReaper13
12/17/20 6:18:58 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
especially when [Your Firstname] was born

UnfairRepresent posted...
You're much more inclined to do your homework when there is no where to sit down to do it.
Both of these confused me more then the rest somehow

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DavidZ2844
12/17/20 6:47:26 AM
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^thats a glaring plot hole, yikes
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UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 6:50:55 AM
#5:


StarReaper13 posted...
Both of these confused me more then the rest somehow
They named your grandson after you

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Noraneko_Vel
12/17/20 6:55:44 AM
#6:


I don't need to sit in other people's homes so I don't care.

UnfairRepresent posted...
You don't play nearly as many computer games when you have to stand or lie down.
Now this is where I draw the line, the moment he disses gaming is the moment he gets disowned.

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