LogFAQs > #954664479

People have gone on the sex offender registry for public urination.

How'd this scumbag get off with such light charges?

If someone did that on my property, and I noticed immediately, I would both film it and upload it to social media and then turn the sprinklers on him, then come running out w/ a baseball bat to chase him off down the street w/ his pants around his ankles while still filming w/ my phone in the other hand, loudly shouting, "Get back here, tapist!" (censored for the board's snowflakes) to get the attention of the neighbors.