Poll of the Day > Trump Supporter has been POOPING on his DEMOCRAT Neighbor's Yard for 10 YEARS!!!

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A Trump Supporter is in big trouble after he was busted for urinating and POOPING in his democrat neighbor's yard!!

70 y/o Jerry Detrick was issued a misdemeanor citation for "littering" on Sunday when he was spotted with his pants down and pooping on his neighbor's yard

Matthew Guyette called 5-0 after seeing him squatting and relieving himself near a hedge at 3:15am and confronted the former HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER who simply got up and walked away

Officers caught up with him who the put him in a cruiser to discuss the incident who initally claimed he just walked past his home but did not defecate on his property

After further conversation, he finally admitted to urinating on his yard but then Greenville Sgt. Jason Mario asked him to bring him to the spot they found the poop as well.

Detrick then admitted he defecated on his yard multiple times unnoticed in the past for apparently 10 YEARS and did so because he was a "Trump man" and his neighbors are socialist loving liberals who supported Biden

The officer said "This leads me to believe this incident is politically motivated"

Detrick is warned not to trespass on his property again and is arraigned on June 8th

Guyette celebrated the arrest and citation and is worried Detrick might have a drinking problem as he also left 3 to 4 crumpled up NAPKINS he used to wipe himself and threw it on his yard

As for Detrick he says he has NO REGRETS because he enjoyed making his democrat neighbors "confused" for many years wondering who has been pooping on their yard and his only regret was that they didn't move out as a result.

Would you flip your lid if someone pooped on your yard?

Pooper -

https://i.imgur.com/RFbmfJZ.jpg

Where it happened -

https://i.imgur.com/mvD2PTd.jpg

Neighbor -

https://i.imgur.com/1RS9T7k.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/EZG5OWr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UDERnFO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Tvp0nch.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/hqOyqyV.jpg

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Seems like normal behavior for a trump supporter tbh

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Wait he poops on people's lawns? like a dog?

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Full Throttle posted...

called 5-0

lol

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He should have called animal control because that is some beastly shit.

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papercup posted...

Wait he poops on people's lawns? like a dog?

worse cause he leaves poopy napkins behind

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Ain't he a shitter?


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How do you manage that for 10 years without getting caught? Was he setting an alarm for 3 am to do his nightly dook? That's dedication

I mean he could have got a dog to do this stuff, then at worst he gets a fine or something if the guy really wants to press the issue.

but the dems are the crazy ones

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People have gone on the sex offender registry for public urination.

How'd this scumbag get off with such light charges?

If someone did that on my property, and I noticed immediately, I would both film it and upload it to social media and then turn the sprinklers on him, then come running out w/ a baseball bat to chase him off down the street w/ his pants around his ankles while still filming w/ my phone in the other hand, loudly shouting, "Get back here, tapist!" (censored for the board's snowflakes) to get the attention of the neighbors.

I would rub his face in it.

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Full Throttle posted...

issued a misdemeanor citation for "littering"

Wow,...sounds like BIG TROUBLE to me?! How's he gonna recover?

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This behavior doesn't surprise me since there are too many incidents of people doing this at businesses as well. In fact, at one rental car agency branch, the branch manager let someone use their bathroom once and discovered, as they were closing the branch for the evening, that person had vetted their anger by covering the walls, etc. of the bathroom with their poop (which is pretty disgusting if you ask me). All I hope is that the branch manager knew who the person was and forced him to pay for the company's expense of having to get the bathroom thoroughly cleaned (since it put that bathroom out of commission for days if not weeks). To me that's a childish, petty and vindictive way to air any grievance when you have Facebook, Twitter and such available.

streamofthesky posted...

People have gone on the sex offender registry for public urination.

How'd this scumbag get off with such light charges?

Maybe because of dicks. With urination, your dock is usually out. For pooping, I guess you can kind of hide most of your butt. And its not as... out there. And technically, if he wore a jock, he would still have underwear on while pooping...
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Trumpism is shit.

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the pooper looks similar to what i imagine icoyars dad looks like, ok?

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The capital rioters shit all over the place too

These people are so full of shit its just spewing out of them at all times

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streamofthesky posted...

People have gone on the sex offender registry for public urination.

How'd this scumbag get off with such light charges?

Probably because it was private property, he's 70 years old, and less of him was directly exposed?

Not that the sex offender registry should be used like that in 99% of cases, and it only started to apply at all because flashers pretended that they were peeing. If somebody is doing it for an audience, they're an offender. If they're doing it in secret to leave a mess, they're an asshole.


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