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| Topic | Dave Chappelle vs Jesus |
| lilORANG 10/23/21 7:43:00 PM #7: | In a fight? Jesus is quite OP. Let's consider the creative ways Jesus could destroy Dave. He could turn all the water in Dave's cells into wine. He could spawn an infinite number of fish and loaves in Dave's stomach and cause him to explode. He could use his super strength (how else did he roll that boulder away on his own) to pop Dave's head like a grape. He could summon any sort of ferocious beast to maul Dave. Dave does not stand a chance. And his only real weapon, his razor sharp wit, would be useless against Jesus, who notably did not have a sense of humor and never once laughed in the Bible. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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