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IfGodCouldDie 10/23/21 7:33:39 PM #1: |
Who wins?
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Clutch 10/23/21 7:39:13 PM #3: |
Chappelle is probably funnier.
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Southernfatman 10/23/21 7:40:02 PM #5: |
Clutch posted...
Chappelle is probably funnier. Jesus was actually hilarious. All his jokes were in of those cut non-canon Bible books. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 10/23/21 7:40:26 PM #6: |
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Jesus - he didn't discriminate between disenfranchised groups claiming one is more important than the other. He was also had humility. You heard him, folks. He was also had. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 10/23/21 7:43:00 PM #7: |
In a fight? Jesus is quite OP. Let's consider the creative ways Jesus could destroy Dave. He could turn all the water in Dave's cells into wine. He could spawn an infinite number of fish and loaves in Dave's stomach and cause him to explode. He could use his super strength (how else did he roll that boulder away on his own) to pop Dave's head like a grape. He could summon any sort of ferocious beast to maul Dave. Dave does not stand a chance. And his only real weapon, his razor sharp wit, would be useless against Jesus, who notably did not have a sense of humor and never once laughed in the Bible.
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BilalPowell 10/23/21 7:53:22 PM #11: |
Jesus. He'd drag Chappelle into the middle of the ocean and make him drown while he's just standing on top of the water.
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The_Korey 10/23/21 8:00:19 PM #14: |
Dave offends LGBT.
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Nukazie 10/23/21 8:06:22 PM #16: |
jesus needs to go super saiyan
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IfGodCouldDie 10/27/21 1:03:29 AM #18: |
Bump
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Ratchetrockon 10/27/21 1:08:29 AM #19: |
I cant picture Jesus fighting back at all. He'd just die for our sins again
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Solid Snake07 10/27/21 1:34:29 AM #20: |
Jesus is one of the if not the most famous human ever 2000 years later. I love Dave, but that's a pretty high fucking bar
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Xavier_On_High 10/27/21 6:53:39 AM #21: |
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Jagr_68 10/27/21 6:55:45 AM #22: |
Jesus can't even win 1 on 1 against Kobe Bryant.
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