DrizztLink posted... I have the appointment to schedule my (I think) tenth colonoscopy in a few weeks.
Harken to my knowledge.
You want Clenpiq.
Clenpiq (previously Prepopik) is the good shit.
If your GI suggests Golytely, set the garbage can on fire to let them know you aren't some fucking rube they can con.
Clenpiq is two 8 ounce glasses of fruit flavored water. It gets alarmingly warm while you stir it but it's honestly not bad.
Golytely is an entire fucking gallon of allegedly cherry flavored mucous, you're supposed to be sucking down a glass of it every fifteen minutes.
Past that, it's just a matter of staying hydrated.
White Grape Peach juice is a really good one for this that relatively few people drink.
The Gatorade w/ Mira lax is designed to keep you hydrated