TheConductorSix posted...
i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.
women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes.
so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?
I love you realo.
Quick question - how do I stop preteens from hitting on me at work?
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Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter