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TopicI own a fleshlight. Ask me anything.
thundersheep
07/18/11 9:33:00 PM
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From: Chrono1219 | #015
How much did it set you back?


Far too much to be completely honest, I'm still not sure if it was actually worth it. I think it was around $80. That's mostly because of living in Canada though. I think they're around $60 plus shipping in the States.

From: TheConductorSix | #017
i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.


women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes.

so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?


I'm still in awe that your mind actually works this way... but I'll try to give you a serious response.

I'm not really interested in 4s or 5s, and on cute chubby chicks... it really depends on the ratio of cute to chubby. Either way, you're acting like this is a replacement for sexual interaction, it's not. It's a replacement for my left hand. Regardless of how often I'm getting laid, masturbation will still happen sometime.

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