From: TheConductorSix | #017
i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.
women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes.
so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?
because no guy other than johnny depp is having sex with a girl every time he ejaculates and because fleshlights don't have STDs
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