I find out that Haschel lost in his last match to a MYSTERIOUS SWORDSMEN named Lloyd. When I try to attack Lloyd he simply dodges me, and dart exclaims "I can't predict the moves!!". After Lloyd finishes kicking my ass, we have a results ceremony and Lloyd tells me and Haschel that we will get stronger, that we HAVE to. Lavitz comes down and tells Lloyd he would LOVE to have a match with him in a time of peace and Lloyd says that Lavitz is no match for him. Dart wants to introduce Haschel to his friends, and Haschel is like "DART THE LONE WOLF HAS FRIENDS? INTERESTING"...which first of all, is that interesting? and second of all, YOU ARE HIS FRIEND HASCHEL!
Haschel explains that he is on a journey to find his daughter who ran away 4 years ago. Haschel seems to be the only one who thinks its weird that Dart and Shana clearly want to bone but Dart thinks of her as a little sister. Lavitz comes up with a plan to have Shana and Dart go on a date around the arena, while he goes with Rose. Rose punches him and he says he is just pretending. WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE EXPECT HASCHEL TO DO? Dart is being slow so Haschel decides to grab Shana and take her with him which I guess finally gets Dart to go along with the plan...the plan to...man, I dont know.
We walk around the arena, and there is an NPC that says "Mini-Games make me excited!" which is kind of meta, so I dig it. Somewhere around the arena I come across Rose standing against a wall brooding, and she says "I am busy now". Look, I know dart is a high functioning special needs person, but even he can tell you are not busy right now, *****. I hate mini games, but Lavitz is being a douche and won't let me leave without playing them. Every one of these games I play results in Dart saying something stupid and Shana responding with "...", leading me to believe that Shana just wants Dart for his body, or that he hit his head in this five year absence and used to actually be capable of forming coherant sentences.
Lavitz takes me outside after our "date" and asks me "DID YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?" which apparently means did i get any because lavitz clarifies "DID YOU HOLD HANDS OR ANYTHING" when Dart seems clueless. Dart again is clueless and responds "SHANA ISNT KID ANYMORE WE DONT NEED TO GO HAND IN HAND" and Lavitz asks "Dart, are you getting what I am talking about?", the answer to which is eternally not a chance. Dart says he plans on going after the Black monster again after the war, and he doesnt want shana involved in that. Lavitz tells Dart that revenge won't solve anything, as he killed "the guy he hated" already, and tells Dart he will accept drinks as a reward for this advice. What a badass.
As I try to leave, a knight of basil with like three arrows in his back comes limping into town and collapses. He tells us that King Albert is in custody at Hellena after they were surprise attacked. Lavitz wants to run off to help albert and Dart tells him to calm down, and then Haschel comes OUT OF NOWHERE and jumps over Dart and Lavitz and punches Lavitz in the gut. When Lavitz wakes up, Haschel tells him that knights with no self control cannot save their kind. Dart comes to the masterful conclusion that we should go rescue Albert from Hellena, which was EXACTLY WHAT LAVITZ WANTED TO DO. So we leave Lohan to go do that.
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