Yamask is ****ing creepy as **** and I do not need that. He is literally the ghost of some dead ass mother****er who wasn’t satisfied with his life so now he haunts around the ****ing desert all depressed and full of regret because his entire existence is such a piece of ****. He’s also carrying his own ****ing face. Jesus Christ, Nintendo.
Froslass
Froslass is such a ****ing *****. The look on its face just pisses me off. You can tell Froslass loves to “troll” people and thinks its just so ****ing hilarious, when really Froslass’s attempts at humor are all completely obvious and devoid of wit. Someone needs to punch this ***** in the damn face.
Ferrothorn
Ferrothorn looks like a damn metal uterus and that’s all I have to say about that.
Purrugly
First of all, it has “ugly” in its name, so we already know this thing sucks ass. Purrugly basically reminds me of one of those angry overweight middle aged divorcees who are missing teeth and can’t pronounce the world “chipotle” correctly and spend all day sitting on the couch pissed off at the world. I imagine Purrugly takes out all her frustrations on her daughter for no real reason.
Regirock
This thing is ****ing stupid and has Braille on its face. Like, what. Get out of here.
Magikarp
There aren’t many jokes to be made about Magikarp that haven’t already been said. He’s useless. Oh, he used splash. That’s just so ****ing hilarious.
Slaking
Slaking is ****ing disgusting. Look at him. He reminds me of an alcoholic stepdad.
Ursaring
Ursaring makes me sad. Teddiursa is such a ****ing adorable pal, and then he evolves into this bitter *******. He basically represents shattered dreams.
Golurk
I don’t like Golurk. I don’t like his lack of a face. I don’t like his dumbass kilt thing. I don’t get what kind of Scottish Iron Giant teas he’s trying to serve, but it’s not working. Golurk also thinks he’s special because he can fly, but **** that.
Genesect
This mother****er is supposed to be completely legendary and badass and ****ing wonderful. Like, he’s supposed to be the ultimate man-made pokemon that can just **** up everything. Basically the pokemon equivalent of Shadow The Hedgehog. But then you look at him, and his ****ing face looks like that. Something definitely went wrong with this experiment, let me tell you.
Stunfisk
This seriously exists.
