Luvdisc
Luvdisc ****ing sucks ass and I don't even need to explain myself here.
Exeggutor
Exeggutor ****ing sucks and the only people who like it are clearly blinded by their nostalgia goggles. People act like Gen 1 was flawless, but I don't see how that can be true when it contains a piece of **** like Exeggutor. It is literally a palm tree that evolved from a ****ing pile of eggs. It has multiple heads, which is ****ing stupid. All of the egg coconut whatever the **** head things look like ****ing dumbasses, too. If there was a pokemon high school, Exeggutor would've dropped out by sophomore year.
Klink
Who the **** decided a pokemon based on ****ing gears would be a good idea? It also has multiple heads, which makes it ****ing suck even more. I don't know what GameFREAK was trying to tell us with this, but I'm not here for it.
Conkeldurr
First of all, it has DURR in its name. It's obviously ****ing stupid. Conkeldurr is seriously so offensively ugly, I can't believe it. Like, look at its damn face. Look at its grotesque veins popping out. Look at the giant cement pillars it's permanently holding onto for no damn reason. Look at its clown ass nose that literally covers half its face. I don't even know if that's a nose, actually. It might just be gonorrhea or something.
Cofagrigus
First of all, this pokemon has a homophobic slur in its name, and that's not something I appreciate. Second of all, this thing is creepy as ****. It has way too many hands and you can practically tell they were designed to touch children. Look at that damn smile on its face. It's way too happy. Cofagrigus is clearly part of Nintendo's homophobic agenda, perpetuating the stereotype that all gay people are child molestors. Not cool.
Alomomola
This mother****er. When pictures of it first leaked, everyone assumed it was a Luvdisc evolution, because hey, it's another pink, heart-shaped fish. Maybe Luvdisc would finally stop being useless by being able to evolve into something cool. Nope. It's just another god damn pink heart-shaped fish that has no relation to Luvdisc whatsoever and also ****ing sucks. Cool. This is literally the most pointless pokemon ever created.
Dugtrio
I ****ing hate pokemon that are just a group of pre-existing pokemon. Like, what the ****. How lazy can you get, first of all? Diglett could've evolved into some badass giant mole mother****er, but instead it literally evolves into a group of three digletts. That doesn't even make sense. Like, there's three of them, but they're all somehow one pokemon? What if one day they decide they've spent enough time together? What then?
Hydreigon
This guy’s a ****ing loser. Look at him. Look at his extra heads. Notice anything about them? The eyes don’t ****ing have pupils. That’s because they’re not actually heads. They’re Hydreigon’s hands. It literally is wearing ****ing puppets on its hands, trying to convince people it has friends, because no one is here for Hydreigon’s sorry ass.
