Starmie
Starmie ****ing sucks. I'm pretty sure it and Staryu are the only ones out of the original 151 pokemon that don't even have a ****ing face. Like, how can something that doesn't have a face be a pal or a friend in any capacity? Starmie doesn't feel anything for you. It can't smile. It can't comfort you when you're sad. Misty had a Starmie and seemed to favor it over her Psyduck. I get that Psyduck was a dumbass, but I mean, at least he can feel something or have an opinion on something. All Starmie can do is ****ing spin. It's just a dumbass star glued to another dumbass star with a ****ing ruby slammed into the center. It's basically a drag queen Beyblade.
Misty's Starmie sucked.
I almost forgot you had subErmine pokepinions, but at least drag queen Beyblade and the comic redeemed the post.
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