^ totally canon
Phase 2-4
The last of the stragglers hop into the Teleporter, leaving behind an absolute mess in their wake. Every aspect of Floor 2 of the dungeon has been pretty much destroyed with hurricanes, acid, lightning bolts, the entire floor is littered with the corpses of orcs, adventurers, demons, basilisks, prisoners, and the party also caused a full scale prison riot (as well as allowing a few of the adventurers such as Regaro Ulquiorra and Raka Jr to join the party as well)
but, it wasn't all bad. President Romney was freed from captivity as well. RED DEMON was added to the party by the power of friendship (or an accounting error on my part, but lets gloss over that for now). And even though nearly 30 people died, almost 20 survived! That's gotta count for something, right?
Active Roster [18]
Kahu, Lvl 7 Beastmaster (Inventory: Bracer of COURAGE, Phoenix Feather Scarf) [SUMMONING]
Peter, Lvl 3 Phoenix
Regaro Ulquiorra, Lvl 1 ?????
"Bad" Frank Phillips, Lvl 5 Outlaw (Inventory: Rifle)
Restandre, Lvl 3 Chick [WHITE MAGIC]
Master Plum, Lvl 7 Plum (Inventory: Ankh of Resurrection) [CURE]
Kinzo, Lvl 3 Black Mage [MIRACLE]
ADAM, Lvl 9 CHILD (Inventory: Slingshot, Chain of Nondetection, 10000 gold)
Seplito, Lvl 5 Dancer (Inventory: Falcon Earrings)
Jeff Zero the Lvl 12 Wreck (Inventory: Flaming Longsword, Drake's Rune of Sapphire and Splendor, 4000 Gold)
RED DEMON, Lvl 20 Demon [WOUND x2]
Barry Soetoro, Lvl 3 Muslim (Bow of Radiance)
Raka Jr., Lvl 1 CHILD
Tom the Lvl 20 Monk (Inventory: 8000 Gold) [BRAWLER]
BIGPUN9999, Lvl 1 Merchant (Inventory: ebay links, Elemental Katana, Cloak of GOOD)
Romney, Lvl 3 Prez (Inventory: Book of Mormon)
Flip Trigle the Lvl 12 Newscaster (Inventory: Vorpal Idol of Earth, Shining Artifact, 8000 Stock)
Ryokles, Lvl 5 ???? (Inventory: Frying Pan)
The Dead [28]
saberz9 - Shot in the eye with a lightning bolt for trying to ape my good friend "bad" Frank Phillips in Phase 2-1.
US President Barack "The Condor" Obama - Was thrown into an orcs cookpot in Phase 2-1.
Miguel de Cervantes XXXVII - Had his throat ripped out by an Orc in Phase 2-1.
Tom Brady - Cut in two with a Flaming Longsword in Phase 2-1.
Pirate King - Killed by Karma for attempting to make his own Lucky Coin in Phase 2-1.
Ryu - Shot with a repeating crossbow in Phase 2-1. He won't be going home to be a family man.
DANT - Made a fool of himself and literally walked right into the same attack right after Ryu in Phase 2-1.
Yellow Priest Natwaf - Crushed by Maria's thumb in Phase 2-1.
MegaWentGood - Eaten by his own Tentomon in Phase 2-1. Whatever a Tentomon is.
Cremona - what kind of a name is Cremona in the Phase 2-1.
edwardsdv - Slain by RED DEMON in the magical darkness past the Green Gate in Phase 2-1.
Jack Swagger - Has his face whipped off with a steel whip in Phase 2-2.
Jon Michael Carter - Blown up by his malfunctioning Forcefield Belt in Phase 2-2.
Jawarius - Stung by a Rainbow Scorpion while looting saberz9's corpse in Phase 2-2.
Bobby Roode - Showed up late, clueless, and was killed by Rattlesnakes in short order in Phase 2-2.
Raka - Crushed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-3 for thinking a cellphone would trump magical darkness.
SEA SCARRED WARRIOR - Cut in half by Flip Trigle for stealing 1 Gold in Phase 2-3.
Jolteon - Squashed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-4.
Nuri - Head lopped off by RED DEMON's flaming katana in Phase 2-4.
Blue Demon - Ripped to shreds by JeffRaze's science powers in Phase 2-4.
silverliningv - Melted by RED DEMON's acid katana in Phase 2-4.
KARL - Also caught in the stream of acid in Phase 2-4.