CLANG !
The Giant's Hammer hits the ground next to Frank and then goes tumbling down the stone walkway after the rest of the party members. It has an 8 foot long handle and a 200 lb. Mithril Slab at the head.
[Note: If someone does not claim the Giant's Hammer before this Phase ends, it will fall into the water and be lost]
Frank quickly jumps, rolling down the steep incline to get away from the shower of weapons that falls from above, threatening to impale him.
Then, more, and more, and more keep coming, till swords and lances and arrows fall like hail on the party from above. . . and also cans of soup (???)
yes, oddly enough, cans of soup and boxes of Alan Chang Boy Genius trademarked Genius-O's fall from the sky as well, followed by a wave of silverware and assorted breakfast foods
well, whatever, it's magic!
[Note: During the next Phase it will be possible to be randomly killed by falling debris. Tough luck.]
Tom leaps into the water with a flying jumpkick, scattering half a dozen aquatic fiends with a single strike, as Barry Soetoro advances behind him with the Bow of Radiance -- firing brilliant arrows into the water that explode into clouds of sparkles.
[Note: Mass Combat has begun. You must fight through an army of Rabid Merman to reach the island where the Pipe-Wielding girl waits.]
The Pipe-Wielding Girl cackles madly, watching from safety as the party of adventurers wades into the slaughter.
Now, brave adventurers, what will you do?
[The Deadline for the next Phase is 3 PM EST on Monday, July 9th. Anyone who does not submit an action before this time will be automatically killed.]
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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
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