timjab is your most adamant defender here after ulti, I don't think you can convincingly use the intellectual route
Hey now, I'm not an Apple customer service rep or anything (that's a funny synonym for "genius", Ramsey-backwards) but I still think I'm a pretty smart guy!
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Get the X out.
Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it.