The three girls with the highest GPAs in my grade (The Hotchkiss School, a pretty good boarding school) were on the same team in the trivia bowl.
Their first round went like this:
MC: What's the biggest island in the United States?
(pause for thought, they discuss among themselves)
Girl: Rhode Island?
MC: Wha-- ... no I'm sorry...
Other girl: I TOLD YOU! Costa Rica!
(audience laughs)
yeah.
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