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TopicAnagram rates Pokemon part 7: This is now technically the seventh topic
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07/25/11 8:16:00 PM
#255:


Shocks and Bonds
"I think I shall call today's sonata... 'The Destruction of Ash.'"
Score: 6/10

Oh come on, there are so many puns you can make with "ash," and that's what you go with?

We start with Ash versus Dude. I wonder who's going to win. Ash sends out Glalie and Grovyle, and Dude counters with Charizard and Quilava. What really confuses me here, what really confuses me here, is that Max then says "Ash chose the perfect pokemon." I know this is going to surprise you, but get ready for this: Ash beats Dude. Cut to Tyson, who defeats another dude. I'm underselling these fights, they actually are pretty well done, but it's not like there was any doubt of their success against these people who have never shown up before.

Later that day, May talks about how she wants to try a local burrito made out of peanut butter and cactus, or as I like to call it, "something no one would ever eat." There are no matches the next day, so the heroes decide to train while someone plays a montage song off screen.

A MAGIC FEELING IS GROWING SO STROOOOOOONG ALWAYS LEADS ME TO A PLACE WHERE I BEEEEELOOOOOONG

Well, I'm glad that scene is over and was completely necessary.

Ash is up against Katie.
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Torkoal versus Venomoth. It uses iron defense against stun spore, but she counters with disable to stop it from working in the future. Upon realizing that, oh yeah, Torkoal can use fire attacks, Katie recalls Venomoth and sends out Golduck. Ash withdraws Torkoal and sends out Gronoofcoursehedoesn't he lets Torkoal get knocked out in two attacks.

Ash sends out Pikachu. Katie withdraws Golduck and sends out Dugtrio, so Ash withdraws Pikachu and sends out Swelnoofcoursehedoesn't, he keeps Pikachu out against something that can obliterate it, and Dugtrio wins easily. Fortunately, Ash's Glalie defeats Dugtrio easily.

Katie sends out Misdreavus, and starts off with destiny bond, allowing Glalie to defeat it to take it down. With headbutt. Against its ghost type. TO BE CONTINUED

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