"Those guys think they're so cool with their little scooters! ... They were kind of cool."
Score: 0/10
The heroes head to Old Dale Town, where they plan to split up and continue on their own and WHAT
You edited those riceball horribly before, but now you don't even bother to edit these ones? And what's especially confusing is that episode will later edit out other riceballs, I'm so confused by this.
Brock and Ash head one direction and May and Max the other, and the episode tries to recreate the sadness of when the heroes split up at the end of season 5, but it lacks the same punch.
Cut to Team Rocket claiming to Giovanni that they defeated Team Aqua and Team Magma, and he rewards them by assigning them to Antarctica. I see Giovanni is in Dick Mode today. Soon after, Team Rocket runs into Blowhard and Cassidy on their segways.
Because nothing says "mafia" like segways. After realizing that Bim and Cassidy are outshining them with their segways and jetpacks and competency, they decide they need to reinvent themselves, and this will soon lead to something terrible.
Cut to Ash and Brock, who need to take different roads to reach Pallet Town and Pewter City. Uh... aren't they in Hoenn? Do the roads really diverge this soon? I mean, Pewter City is only two weeks from Pallet Town on foot, and they aren't even in the same part of the ah screw it. Brock declares this to have been the best trip ever, probably because its filler was of higher quality than the previous trips. Ash quickly reaches Viridian City because... it's right near Hoenn, I guess. I'm sorry, did I miss a goddamn plane trip or something?
In Viridian City, Ash meets a guy named Scott, who tells him that he might qualify for the Battle Frontier. Before Scott can explain what the Battle Frontier is, Agatha shows up. She introduces herself as the gym leader, and explains that she remodeled the gym. Scott tells Ash to battle Agatha for fun, and she agrees because both of the people she fought yesterday were terrible.
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Started: July 6, 2005