“House, we can’t diagnose him without an MRI machine, but all of the machines in the hospital are broken! We can’t move him to another hospital because he’s too weak, and it’ll take too long to set up a new MRI machine. What should we do?”
“He’s got a brain tumor.”
“How do you know?”
“I know because I’m House.”
“Good enough for me!”
That doesn't seem all that far off from how he actually does things.
"It could be this or this or..."
"It's this."
"Wait how do you know?"
"I just do now go treat it and get a test for it while you are at it"
"Wow, he was right the patient is cured now!"
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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.