>Go to KFC
You aren't sure where a KFC is located.
>Break the bottle over a table and try some self surgery with the jagged edge
You walk down the hallway until you find a table, then smash the bottle against the side of the table. The force of the impact is so strong that the table flips over and collides with your head, knocking you backward.
You will not be deterred, though. Now you have your finely-tuned surgical implement. It's time to begin the operation.
Raising the jagged remains of the bottle in a dramatic manner, you start to make the initial incision. Though the pain is incredible, it seems that you have outstanding Focus, allowing you to continue operating long past the point an ordinary person would have passed out. Gradually, your awareness begins to fade, even though you haven't even started to rearrange your internal organs. You're not sure what you did wrong, but it seems like there isn't any time left to figure it out...
===You Have Fallen===
May the memory of your deeds live on forever...
>>>Auto-Reload
>Get gender change surgery
You aren't entirely sure where a hospital is right now, so getting gender change surgery will be difficult to say the least. You turn back to the nurse.
"Hey lady, do you know where I could get some gender change surgery around here?"
She blinks at you for several seconds. "Out. Get out."
Was it something you said? Apparently, your high Charm wasn't enough to overcome your deficiencies in Diplomacy here.
Ah well, plenty of other opportunities to be had. You step out into the hallway, closing the door to the Nurse's Office behind you.
-You gain 5 experience in Diplomacy. (25/100)
-You gain 5 experience in Charm (1447/4000)
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"But...her voice when she's in pain is pretty adorable, you know?"
-Saya, Saya no Uta