>Hold bottle in left hand and use saber in right
Remembering that you actually have another weapon on you that is actually designed for being a weapon, you shift the Bottle of Jägermeister over to your left hand, and draw your Fencing Saber with your right just as the zombie in front reaches you.
He lunges forward in a clumsy grab, but you dodge effortlessly backward up the steps, then lunge forward and cleave his body in two through his waist. As it turns out, you are not only damn good at using your Fencing Saber, and are also incomprehensibly strong.
The remaining three zombies rush you at the same time, but you've got this covered. Using your Bottle of Jägermeister like a malformed and poorly-balanced parrying dagger, you intercept the second zombie mid-leap, and throw her over the side of the stair by impaling her through her torso, and toss her over the side of the stairs to your left while you bisect the third incoming zombie. The fourth appears to experience a moment of hesitation, then begins to retreat down the steps in search of easier prey.
-You have remembered the Stat: Strength
---Value: 21
---Experience (950/12000)
-You have remembered the Stat: Dexterity
---Value: 7
---Experience (337/600)
-You have remembered the Ability: Saber Proficiency
---Primary Stat: Strength, Dexterity
---Rank: 7
---Experience (449/1100)
-You have remembered the Ability: Parrying Dagger Proficiency
---Primary Stat: Dexterity
---Rank: 5
---Experience (110/600)
-You gain 30 Bonus Experience (230)
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"But...her voice when she's in pain is pretty adorable, you know?"
-Saya, Saya no Uta