>throws a rock through a window
The only obvious answer to this insanity is vandalism. There are no rocks inside the building, unfortunately, so you step outside. There aren't any rocks in the city streets, either, but you easily find a large chunk of broken pavement that will do nicely. You spin around and chuck it through the nearest window as hard as you can, not even caring that you are no longer in front of KFC.
The force of the collision sends cracks running through the glass, though the window itself doesn't break. The chunk of pavement, however, continues traveling, crashing through several shelves in the store and out the back of the building. Only now do you glance upward to investigate the name of your target: "Tricia's Style Trends." Looks like some kind of small store that carries designer clothing.
You can hear an enraged female voice from inside. "Alright, who the f*** was stupid enough to mess with me?!"
Maybe she wants to be your friend.
-You gain 1 Strength Experience (1046/12000)
-You have remembered the Stat: Intuition
---Value: 5
---Experience (2670/4500)
-You have remembered the Ability: Throwing Proficiency
---Primary Stat: Strength
---Rank: 5
---Experience (325/600)
-You have remembered the Ability: Sense Motive
---Primary Stat: Intuition
---Rank: 3
---Experience (10/150)
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"But...her voice when she's in pain is pretty adorable, you know?"
-Saya, Saya no Uta