From: Mershaaay | #033
Email this story to the Jets PR people. If Sexy Rex or The Sanchize get wind of a local hero I guarantee you get tickets next to the other "hero" Fireman Ed.
My dad is so awesome he managed to upgrade his season tickets from the nosebleeds to like the 10th row of the bottom level 15 years ago (although he had to give them up when the new stadium opened). My uncle worked at a home for tards, so my dad got some letterhead from him and wrote a letter to the Jets ticket office saying that he brought the waterheads to games with him and seats in the nosebleeds posed a safety issue. The next season we had brand new seats. It was in the section reserved for players' families so we got to sit with all the girlfriends and everything. It ruled.
From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #039
TimJab's dad is awesome. Clearly it skips a generation. TimJab's kids will probably be awesome.
You're God damn right they will be.
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