well surfer's been hit with some weird ass stuff! though granted he's usually trying to save somebody. or make a point. one of those 'i am the silver surfer, you ain't s-- why did i just turn human/why am i with an enslavement chip in me/why did i just get my powers drained/why am i losing to a hammerlock.'
poor bastard in a way.
i mean he's also succeeded in some cases with it (jesus cable, nova), but still. that man can job.
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.