Now I'm technically caught up. Whoo. Got the next show mostly booked so maybe I'll release it after Superstars, you know, when it'd actually be on TV.
Impact Oct Week 4 2011
SHOWTIME:
Suicide d. Abyss to advance. Abyss gets pissed after the match (72)
Sting says that Hogan and Bischoff aren't too useful to him as is, so he wants them to do something entertaining tonight as announcers-- only one will be safe! Hogan nods and says he'll give it a try, brother, but Bischoff storms out (74)
D'Angelo Dinero d. Bobby Roode to advance when D-Von interferes on D'Angelo Dinero's behalf...? The announcers are confused, but it all becomes clear when they look at the bracket-- if Devon advances now he'll face The Pope next round (69) Eric Bischoff gives a half assed interview to Ariel about why she's saying Jeff Hardy isn't dead-- she goes on a rant about tarot cards and how the Death card was meant for Ric Flair but Bischoff leaves mid-interview (63)
Gunner says he wants one more match with Sting-- he had him last week! Sting accepts, but only if it's a Bat on a Pole match! Bats are legal! (73) Sting d. Gunner by using the bat he brought to the ring with him instead of bothering with the pole. Gunner whines to the ref but he gets no help. (82)
Ric Flair is talking to Orlando Jordan in the mirror again who is again saying Orlando Jordan is coming from him. The scene changes to a large guy in a witch doctor garb/paint sitting at a table that says "Hernandez, Voodoo SUPERSTAR." He gets up, walks over to a monitor, sees Flair going nuts, strokes his chin and walks off (66) (Hernandez's Witch Doctor gimmick gets 82)
AJ Styles d. Devon to advance after Devon's cheating fails. Devon snaps and beats the crap out of AJ screaming "THAT WAS MY CHANCE FOR REVENGE!" after the match. (58) (D-Von's heel turn was a complete success)
Voodoo Priest Hernandez approaches Flair backstage and says he's a professional, he can ward off spirits. Flair responds with "aren't you that Mexican" and Hernandez shows him some weird ID and said he got voodoo training in Africa last week, holmes. Flair sighs and gives it a shot (72)
Austin Aries d. Matt Morgan to advance (79) After the match Aries gloats and says he's the best superstar in TNA because the X-Division title is the most prestigious title in TNA right now with the world title vacant. Mr. Anderson interrupts him and challenges him to a match next week. (60)
Hogan's talking backstage about how he got a great scoop with Kurt Angle and Joe-- Bischoff tries to sneak attack him with BLACK BELT MARTIAL ARTS while shouting "that interview is mine!" Hogan HULKS UP~ and flattens Bischoff! (64) (Hogan's face turn is a complete success!) Angle and Joe are ringside again. Hogan comes to interview them. Angle explains that he and Joe are entitled to be here being paying customers, and that TNA should be grateful they're even selling tickets without real talent (82)
RVD vs Ric Flair. RVD dominates the match-- Flair gets some offense in and the cross the line caution tape again falls from the rafters, but Voodoo Priest Hernandez at ringside wards it away... maybe...? It lands on RVD in any case! RVD continues to fight covered in tape and beats Flair anyway. Hernandez shrugs as Flair yells at him after the match and says he's not a miracle worker. (88)
78 - Success!
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