November Week 3, 2011 Impact is here to pick up the slack. Complete with lots of random ass brawling and tag pairings to try and make a more Tombololike experience since I know you're having withdrawls (I'm sorry)
Showtime:
Angelina Love and Winter d. Gail Kim in a handicap match to train for Mickie (66) RVD vs Daniels 1 MINUTE MUSIC VIDEO WHOA (76) Pope is looking desperate backstage, screaming that he needs someone to beat him down! Everyone he comes across backs off slowly... he comes across Daffney, whose eyes light up. She happily hugs him, and hits him with a belly to belly suplex! (62)
Motor City Machine Guns d. Old Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg). Beer Money and Ink Inc try to interfere for each respective team but MCMG pulls it out anyway. (69) Styles vs Pope 1 MINUTE MUSIC VIDEO WHOA (72) Sting is backstage with Gunner and Steiner. He says they're going to help rebuild the tag division, as a REAL TAG TEAM. He says he's got some new tag team costumes for them! He takes off Steiner's chain mail helmet and hands him a Samurai Helmet and grins wildly, giving Steiner the thumbs up (Steiner: HUH?!). They'll have one week to get in team shape! (64)
AJ Styles and The Pope d. Daniels and RVD in a super innovative tag match featuring members of the tournament bracket. Daffney accompanies Pope to ringside and attacks him while the ref is distracted from time to time to re-energize him (68) Hardy vs Anderson... you guessed it... 1 MINUTE MUSIC VIDEO! (78) Sting vs Bully Ray... 1 MINUTE *gets shot* (86)
Ariel is backstage pouting because no one gave her any credit when Jeff Hardy came back to life. Brian Kendrick randomly shows up, gives her some random knowledge from the Book of Tao, and recruits her to help send the spirit of Jeff Hardy back to the grave... the camera pans over to Voodoo Priest Hernandez who shouts "Evil spirits? I'm right here, esse!" (43) Sting and Anderson d. Jeff Hardy and Bully Ray due to Jeff Hardy getting preachy to Bully and Bully responding with a punch to the face (which gets him Scorpion Death Dropped). (77)
Afterwards, everyone starts brawling... during the brawl Sting yells for each participant to get a new partner, we're having a 4 way tag match, playa! We pan to backstage, and Angle and Samoa Joe are attacking a bunch of random superstars! Sting rushes to the backstage area! Meanwhile Bully Ray and Devon start beating people down, Austin Aries comes out to team with Jeff Hardy because "any action is better than no action," RVD and Kendrick come out to attack Jeff Hardy and Aries, and it's all interrupted by some crazy vaguely familiar rock music. The tassels of the POWAH flow through the heart and soul of the WARRIORS... the LETHAL WARRIOR has returned to TNA! And apparently he's teaming up with Anderson for no real reason! The four way tag match will happen yet in the most contrived fashion possible! (87) (Lethal Warrior is Jay Lethal as the The Ultimate Warrior... not... uh... TNA's ripoff name for Ultimate Warrior... just to clarify <_<)
Mr. Anderson and THE LETHAL WARRIAHHHH d. RVD and Kendrick, Hardy and Austin Aries, and Team 3D (87)
76 - Success!
Raw gets 77
Superstars gets 49 (lol)
BOOKERZ NOTES:
Jay Lethal's WARRIAHHHH gimmick (aka Fearless Idiot) gets 83
Pope has good chemistry with Daffney as his manager, yay
Ditto with Kendrick and Ariel I'm pretty good at this manager thing
Not so much the random tag team thing though-- Sting and Mr. Anderson have zero chemistry as partners
And in case anyone was wondering the random music videos were to advance storylines. The random tag matches... no, no real excuse there. Sorry. PPV up next, though...!
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