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TopicWWE: Can't be Derpier than the Real Thing [TEW]
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02/21/12 10:51:00 PM
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Well I feel the topic needs something. Sorry for uh, accelerating the purge and don't wanna get too far ahead, but an interest boost will help? Maybe? (well, obviously it can't help the ailing computer but it'll help the... topic's life, or something)

Impact November Week 4 2012

SHOWTIME:

AJ Styles starts the show continuing is FOR THE PEOPLE TNA TRADITION schtick. Sting congratulates him and says he can take the night off as he's surely exhausted from 3 matches in one night-- but AJ will have none of it, saying he's a fighting champion. Daniels comes out once more and says he wants to be AJ's opponent-- he knows he's always been better than AJ and he'll beat him tonight for the title to prove it! Sting and AJ both give him a "didn't you already quit on Sunday?" Daniels says he lied, but this time he'll quit for sure! Sting says he doesn't have to put his career on the line to get a title shot, but Daniels isn't having any of it, saying he isn't going to lose anyway. (75)

Winter d. Mickie James to retain the knockouts Title, not needing interference this time (67)

Steiner and Gunner come out, both wearing ridiculous traditional samurai hats for some reason. Scott Steiner educates the white trash in the audience about the greatness of the feudal system. Gunner says nothing beyond that he's not interested in talk and is HUNGERING for battle. They turn face because the crowd is sensible and thinks this ridiculous gimmick is great. (56) The Way of the Samurai d. The Old Age Outlaws (70) (The face turns of Gunner and Steiner are a complete success!)

Robbie E is backstage with a LIST toting Big Robbie T talking to Sting, saying that since he fought AJ in round 1 and AJ won the tournament, he didn't get a fair shot, and requests a title match next week! Sting gives him a weird look, and leads him to a door, and says backstage is understaffed so they need to guard this-- if Kurt and Joe show up alert security. If they do their job well he may give Robbie E a title shot. (59) D'Angelo Dinero d. Jerry Lynn. Devon interferes and it backfires again, giving Dinero the win. (76)

Anderson says he's pissed and the first wrestler to show up is gonna get brutalized. As he's talking... Ric Flair battered and covered in cross the line caution tape crawls out from under the ring. Anderson yells "looks like The Nature Boy accepts" and mauls Ric Flair to the point where he has to be pulled off by security. A bleeding Flair continues to crawl towards the backstage area. (63) After a commercial, Ric Flair is bloodied in his dressing room, Orlando Jordan in the mirror... Orlando says that he will free him of his pain... a groggy Ric stares at the mirror with anger, and right as he's about to snap his head around to look back the lights black out and the blood curdling scream of Flair is heard! (64)

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