Wow. This was f***ing tough >_<
so many awesome moments/scenes/episode premises. I literally have to make like 7 or 8 rounds of cuts to narrow it down to 10.
+5 Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (Cartman usually pwns people when it comes to mental games, but Scott had him completely outclassed in this one until the very end when Cartman revealed the ace he had up his sleeve)
+4 Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette" (There have been many "Cartman is his own worst enemy" moments when he f***s himself over, but this one is my favorite)
+3 Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O" (Such an awesome episode, from the robotic voice to the movie ideas to the "Are you a pleasure unit?" scene to Cartman getting pwned in the end after all he went through to avoid it)
+2 Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness" (Loved this episode)
+1 Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go" (Another hilarious instance of Cartman f***ing himself over)
HMs:
Becoming a cop in "Chickenlover" (props to the origin of RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!)
Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks"
Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores" (this rendition of that song was the first time I ever heard anything by lady gaga)
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RIP Caelus, 8/1/01-2/28/11
The old account had to be retired :D