In this past week the great and awesome Lockes found out he would be a father and I **** all over his parade. I allowed my past failures to skew my views on life and turn me into a hateful bitter old man. I have failed as his bro and friend. I offended Lockes as a human and a father and can never make up for that.
Furthermore I +5'd Alec knowing he needed my help to retain his testicle. My selfish rampage knows no end.
As such I will now destroy my UotY chances to try redeem myself, though UotY pales in comparison to being a true Bro which I have failed to be. This is only a start to my redemption. With some luck someday I will be a good person again.
Post in this topic and I will tell you why you personally should not vote for me anymore in UotY.
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