In this past week the great and awesome Lockes found out he would be a father and I **** all over his parade. I allowed my past failures to skew my views on life and turn me into a hateful bitter old man. I have failed as his bro and friend. I offended Lockes as a human and a father and can never make up for that.
Furthermore I +5'd Alec knowing he needed my help to retain his testicle. My selfish rampage knows no end.
As such I will now destroy my UotY chances to try redeem myself, though UotY pales in comparison to being a true Bro which I have failed to be. This is only a start to my redemption. With some luck someday I will be a good person again.
Post in this topic and I will tell you why you personally should not vote for me anymore in UotY.
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I will not stop teaching Luster in the Brojo. From my mistakes he will learn and become even stronger
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Angelo - I have always been jealous of your intellect.
Naomi_Diamond - I didn't know who you were during the live UotY draw and made light of your ability to draw votes.
Drakeyrn - I often vote against you in UCA.
Lefty - I am part of the hivemind and one of the more vocal members.
Nio - I don't blindly love you for being female.
Pokalicious - I doubt you are as delicious as your name indicates.
mnkboy - I downvoted you already this UotY.
ExTha - I'm taller than you.
Shine - I have less trophies than you and am jealous of that.
Yoblazer - Your voice is beautiful, and I want it for my own, and would not have to think twice about stealing it should the opportunity come up.
Lockes - I betrayed you.
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Ace Killjoy - UotY is a very important part of B8 and all users should vote in it to better represent our best and brightest. I however am not that and thus when you do vote make sure it is not for me.
Wigs - I routinely boo your football Giants.
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Ctes - I came up with the swag-off as a way to usurp your title as swag bro.
Dante - I crippled you and stole your wheelchair.
GTM - For what I did to Dante your best friend in the whole wide UCA.
Alec - I knew about your testicle bet and still voted for you.
jdizzy - I didn't draft you in UotY fantasy, passed you over multiple times.
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LordoftheMorons - I called you fodder during the UotY live draft.
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Whiskey_Nick posted... Ace Killjoy - UotY is a very important part of B8 and all users should vote in it to better represent our best and brightest. I however am not that and thus when you do vote make sure it is not for me.
Is there a voter's pamphlet or something that might aid me in the acquisition of knowledge of each candidate?
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GenesisSaga - I don't deserve the vote of such a hot new star
foolmo - ponies
XIII - You could be the next bro I betray, better to distance yourself now and avoid my terribleness
saveus_Maria - Are you Lisel? If you are then my past actions are more than enough reason. If you aren't then my calling you Lisel is enough of a reason.
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XIII - You could be the next bro I betray, better to distance yourself now and avoid my terribleness
Never in a million year-
I faked every orgasm
OMFG.
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http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?
edwardsdv - I am fairly sure we dislike each other with little or no basis to it, you would already downvote me as you should.
Walrus - I gave you a minus in round 1 because I thought you were some other walrus
Pokewars - voting against me will lead you to the promise land of popularity
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Han - I only deliver so that you won't vote for me. Remember my delivery at time of voting. Also you are on my fantasy team you need me out quick so my bad name does not drag you down.
Boko - I tried to kill you that one time according to Alec
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RadLink - No that was not me. But I missed your first post, that is reason enough to downvote me.
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