100. Crazy Bus – Title Theme
User: Master Epyon
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First Impressions: I suppose this is karma for introducing Master Epyon to it in the first place.
Thoughts: This is the worst video game track I have ever heard. Forget Homina Homina, forget Happy Shabby Life, forget Screaming Target, this is the epitome of awful game music. It is so incredibly bad that it somehow manages to wrap around and become incredible. Whoever made this must have been drunk or felt that mixing random sounds together would be fun. Maybe for the maker, but for us? Anyone who hears this feels trolled. Utterly trolled. Congratulations to Title Theme, it is the only track I have ever heard to get this score, a score where there is absolutely nothing redeemable about it.
Rating: 0/10
99. Do-Don-Pachi Dai-Fukkatsu BLACK LABEL – Xanadu (Stage 2-B)
User: SSBDarren64
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First Impressions: What the everloving holy am I listening to.
Thoughts: This is, to put it lightly, an utter mess. I have no idea where it’s going half the time. The effects are high pitched and annoying. The pauses between notes at times breaks it up uncomfortably. That one part that rises and lowers in tone swiftly is especially bad. This is, like, Crazy Bus’ second cousin twice removed or something.
Rating: 1.5/10
98. Phantasy Star II – Under
User: azuarc
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First Impressions: Yeah, this is under a lot of things I would rather listen to.
Thoughts: We start off in a terrible manner with a beat that makes my brain throb. Then it goes into a high pitched section that changes my feelings from nauseated to thoroughly annoyed. I want to play Phantasy Star games, but if this is the type of music it comes with, I may have to mute the television while I do.
Rating: 2/10
97. Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck – Dippy the Dinosaur
User: Ed Bellis
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First Impressions: Good gosh why.
Thoughts: No, no, and did I mention no? This does not work for me. It feels loud, obnoxious, and generally dumb. Those pot-tapping noises or whatever are especially irritating, as is… well, everything else really. If you want to see a part I disliked, move the video cursor somewhere random in the track and listen to it. There you go.
Rating: 2.5/10
96. DJ Max Portable Black Square – Stop
User: JONALEON1
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First Impressions: Why the holy heck would anyone like this.
Thoughts: I have said this before, but for newcomers to my tastes, I am not a fan of rap. This starting off with rap was a bad sign from the getgo. Then I realized the male and female vocalists are not particularly good, and the lyrics are awful. The background music is lacking too. This does just about everything wrong for me.
Rating: 2.5/10
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