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| Topic | Have you ever deliberately had bad sex? |
| Ultima Dragon 04/14/17 1:03:17 PM #9: | One of my goals in life is to somehow finish immediately upon the tip of my penis lightly grazing her labia. Like, before penetration has even occurred. I don't know how I'll make it happen, but one day.. Edit: I also want to be as dramatic as possible about it. Shout out "Oh God!" Bojack Horseman style, possibly shake a bit violently and then like deadweight on top of her and fall asleep. --- "It's Canada, their idea of rioting is a half-muttered swear word." - deathbeforelife ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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