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Solid Sonic
04/14/17 12:31:17 PM
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People say "mixed reception" to damage control negativity.
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Darklit_Minuet
04/14/17 12:31:47 PM
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Only with you
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Solid Sonic
04/14/17 12:33:11 PM
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*Unzips pants.*
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Gamer99z
04/14/17 12:34:19 PM
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Well there were times I knew it would be bad but did it anyways.
If you mean going out of my way to intentionally make it bad then no.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/14/17 12:36:31 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Well there where times I knew it would be bad but did it anyways.
If you mean going out of my way to intentionally make it bad then no.

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OpenlyGator
04/14/17 1:00:23 PM
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Yeah, but it was only because I liked other things about the guys. They were either fun to be around, or had awesome friends, or was like dating Richie Rich. Kind of why some women keep around a guy who lacks an A-game in bed. I mean I say this as a guy: the relationship doesn't always have to hinge on the sex component. That does not mean it's okay to completely overlook the sex...that's just stupid when dating men. But I'm not going to leave a guy who's otherwise great to be around just because he's sexual klutz. I at least stick around long enough to see if there's anything we can do to improve his performance first.

And I'm not talking average or less-than perfect sex. I mean BAD sex, like I have to be thinking of something else besides the person I'm with in order to do it.

You might ask why stick around with someone like that. Sometimes it was for the perks above. Sometimes I just really enjoyed being around the guy for other reasons and didn't mind telling him he was Fuckmaster Supreme in bed for his ego's sake. Most guys like that only last around 5-10 minutes anyway and they usually want to snuggle after. I'm down with that.
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Jamanjax
04/14/17 1:01:51 PM
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Why would I intentionally have a bad spiritual experience
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Ultima Dragon
04/14/17 1:03:17 PM
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One of my goals in life is to somehow finish immediately upon the tip of my penis lightly grazing her labia. Like, before penetration has even occurred.

I don't know how I'll make it happen, but one day..

Edit: I also want to be as dramatic as possible about it. Shout out "Oh God!" Bojack Horseman style, possibly shake a bit violently and then like deadweight on top of her and fall asleep.
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moose_knuckle
04/14/17 1:04:07 PM
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OpenlyGator posted...
Yeah, but it was only because I liked other things about the guys. They were either fun to be around, or had awesome friends, or was like dating Richie Rich. Kind of why some women keep around a guy who lacks an A-game in bed. I mean I say this as a guy: the relationship doesn't always have to hinge on the sex component.

And I'm talking average or less-than perfect sex. I mean BAD sex, like I have to be thinking of something else besides the person I'm with in order to do it.

You might ask why. Sometimes it was for the perks above. Sometimes I just really enjoyed being around the guy for other reasons and didn't mind telling him he was Fuckmaster Supreme in bed for his ego's sake. Most guys like that only last around 5-10 minutes anyway and they usually want to snuggle after. I'm down with that.


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weapon_d00d816
04/14/17 1:26:18 PM
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Sort of.

It was with my ex and she really wanted it that day and kept begging but I was completely lethargic and uninterested, so to shut her up I told her she'd have to do all the work (unzip me, get on top, the whole deal). I started liking it but I purposefully stayed looking bored and annoyed.

Then she hunched over me and started teasing by pulling out for long periods of time pretending to reinsert. After several minutes, I don't know what came over me, but I felt some strange mixture of intense aggressive emotions and just grabbed her ass, forced it back down on me, and fucked her as hard and fast as I ever have (after shouting something incomprehensible). So it turned into some really good sex.
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HBKick18
04/14/17 1:27:08 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Well there where times I knew it would be bad but did it anyways.
If you mean going out of my way to intentionally make it bad then no.

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