Shane is reading a little story. Stone Cold is with Debra and he's dragging her along.
More Duchess crap.
DUCHESS OF QUEENSBERRY RULES MATCH:
William Regal Vs. Chris Jericho
No one has a clue what the rules to this match are. The match has started and we still don't know what the hell's going on. Well there's some chain wrestling to kickstart things.
Chops by Jericho and he's going up top. Regal's going to the outside to regroup. Forearms outside and back into the ring they go. Jericho misses a missile dropkick. Regal with a pin and Jericho's kicking out.
I don't think the Duchess knows the rules. Stomps on by Regal and there's a european uppercut. Jericho's fighting back top rope hurricanrana and Regal's been sent crashing down. Jericho with a chop and there's a forearm.
Regal takes a bulldog and lands face first and there's the lionsault. Round 1 has expired.
Jericho gets catapulted and Regal uses a suplex. He's trying to use the regal stretch and Regalclose to the ropes and he gets there. Rollup and Jericho thinking about using the Walls and Regal taps out. Jericho's won.
Wait no he hasn't you can't win via submission in this kind of match. Regal just uses the scepter to knock out Regal. There is no disqualification in this kind of matchup.
Uppercut from Regal and Jericho's getting knocked down for now. Suplex by Regal and Jericho's at a severe disadvantage, well now he's not after this enziguri. Right hands by Regal and Jericho's fighting back.
Stomps from Jericho clothesline and he's going for the walls, no he's stomping on Regal down low. Jericho throws Regal into the Duchess. Jericho's beating up the security and he applies the walls on her. Regal can come in with a chair and he wins via three chairshots.
Vince is with Big Show and they're talking about how Shane's going to get wrecked and we even get some evil laughs out of it.
Video package for the Benoit against Angle match. Check out all these submissions. A total of two of them. Benoit works out a little bit prior to the match.
30 MINUTE ULTIMATE SUBMISSION MATCH:
Kurt Angle Vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit gets in Angle's face early. Heyman is playing up Benoit's NJPW experience. A minute in and things are still even. Angle with the single leg takedown.
Angle with an ankle lock and Benoit gets to the ropes. Benoit was actually trying to choke from below. The arm's being worked on and so's the leg. Benoit might get an ankle lock here.
Crippler Crossface and Angle rushes to the ropes. Takedown by Angle and they both get back up really quickly. Angle's trying to get a takedown. Benoit trying to reapply the crossface and they reach the ropes again.
Waistlock takedown and the two of them are trading waistlocks and Angle taps out outside the ring. Angle's got a chair and the referee wants the chair to be put down. Angle is favouring his shoulder, looks like he was playing possum.
Angle takes the knee and Benoit instantly taps out to save himself for the next twenty minutes. Rest period over and they're going back at it. Benoit chops away. Chop Block from Angle. Another Chopblock by Angle.
Crossface is being applied, no we're getting a Fujiwara armbar and Angle also taps out very quickly. Chops, stomps and a corner for Angle. Benoit's going after the arm again and he's going for the Armbar again. Angle was able to roll to the ropes.
Shoulder breaker by Benoit and he's being vicious here. Angle hold on to the ropes and Benoit knocks down the ref by accident. Angle uses the chair and he's got the ankle lock. Benoit taps out very quickly. Angle's going straight after Benoit again and uses the crossface.
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