Vince runs in and hits Shane with the chair a couple of times. Big Show's back up and Shane's down. Show picks up Shane and gives him the sidewalk slam. Shane gets thrown around and Heyman's calling this a public beating. Everytime Shane gets up Show ust drives him to the canvas.
Show: "Kneel before me"
Again Show picks up Shane and uses the backbreaker. Test runs in to give Show a big boot and Show's back up. Out goes Test over the top. Test and Show brawl down the ramp and Test is using a keep off sign, show drives Test's back into the steel structure. Clubbing blows and Shane's got another sign and he uses it on Show's back. Big show takes one hell of a pipe and he's been missing Shane.
Shane's climbing up and Show's following him. I think Shane's got a boner for these kinds of high jumps. Test meanwhile catches Show and they keep brawling. Low blow and a right hand, Shane says his prayers and drops a legdrop from all the way up.
Test is keeping Shane up using his power! Shane wins via legdrop of doom.
Vince ain't happy and he's got only one son and his name's Triple H. Steve Blackman's in new york with Grandmaster, does this count for a PPV Paycheck? Sexay wants blackman to give him sum luv.
WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:
Matt Hardy (c) Vs. Christian Vs. Eddie Guerrero
Hardy is being double teamed by the challengers and he's thrown to the outside Christian turns on Eddie. Hard rights and a powerslam, Christian's the dominant one so far.
Eddie dazes Christian with a beautiful hurricanrana. Matt's back in the ring and he throws Eddie down. Eddie Carries Matt, rollup on Eddie. Christian misses a dive. Twist of fate, but Christian knocks him down before he can do anything.
Droptoe hold and Eddie was going for a submission, but Matt tries a sunset flip. Eddie's out of the ring and Christian takes a boot. Cover and a nearfall, Christian gets slapped around and Eddie takes Matt's leg. DDT on the outside and Eddie attack Matt from behind.
Brainbuster and another one, cover and a kickout by Matt Hardy. Girls are screaming their faces off and so do a couple of guys in the third row. Attempted hurricanrana fails. Christian goes in and he fails and Matt's playing the two against each other.
Slam and up top he goes and there's the legdrop and Eddie kicks out. Christian trades rights, Matt's head bounces off the apron and Edge runs in with a spear, what the hell is he wearing. Eddie is pushed out of the ring and Eddie covers matt and there's a kickout. Jeff runs in to fight against Edge.
Unprettier by Christian, Swanton from Jeff knocks him out and Matt goes for the cover. From this match I can ony conclude that Perry Saturn is a very bad friend.
There's an ad for WWF New York. Video package showing the day Austin turned evil
Austin is not just evil, but he's allied with Triple H and The Rock stood no chance against that. They've got all the belts and they like using chairs. Undertaker and Kane are the badasses we're all going to be supporting tonight.
All the titles will be up for grabs. Undertaker only sees dead men walking and they've really got to change their music for video packages.
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