Drew Carey is hitting on Trish, but she's seeing someone. Hype up Drew's show. Vince has the most ridiculous idea ever.
Billy Gunn something who cares oh but Chyna is gonna fight Ivory.
Chyna got her neck broken from a suplex from Ivory, okay sure. She's recovering awfully fast. She's also finally gonna wrestle some other ladies.
Ivory vs. Chyna
Chyna throws Ivory around by the hair a few times. She's also not good at disguising her ring talk.
Ivory tries running into the crowd, is this a squash match? Press slam.
Steven Richards tries running in, Chyna takes on both at once. Handspring elbow and Chyna hurts her neck doing it. Ivory covers and pins.
lol what was this. They're trying to sell this like Austin's injury or worse.
Holy eye shadow Trish think you got enough on
Drew Carey calls Kane goofy, what a duo.
What is this, D-Lo and Chaz are with Tiger Ali Singh and all dressed in Indian clothing. They've been replaced by Carey, man, these guys are so low-midcard now. Poor D-Lo.
Trish is Angle's business advisor and she's involved with Vince. Oh no catfights sure to come with Stephanie and Trish. Oh yeah and I guess the WWF title might be on the line in this match.
HHH vs. Kurt Angle
Crowd's letting Angle know he sucks. Lots of locking up, Angle working that arm hold.
Angle's working those suplexes, what a talented wrestler. JR reveals HHH was his wrestler of the year in 2000.
HHH is working on Angle's leg. But a whip to the corner sends HHH out of the ring where he takes a few shots.
Stephanie's got the ref distracted and HHH hits Angle's leg with a chair. Now more attacks to the leg. He must be setting Angle up for the sharpshooter or figure four.
Facebuster and a cover, Angle kicks out. HHH is slowing the pace of this way down.
Oh hey, here's the figure four! HHH is grabbing the ropes for leverage and Trish tries to get the ref to stop this. What a dirty heel she is! Stephanie runs out to beat up Trish. Vince comes out to break it up. He finally carries off Trish.
Remember that match in the ring? Me neither. Finally Vince goes backstage with the girls, oh, HHH was distracted by all this. Angle tries an inside cradle! Two count.
Angle finally fighting back, DDT. Inverted atmoic drop and german suplex. Side russian leg sweep and he's going to the corner, HHH gets up for shot to the groin.
HHH trying the pedigree, but Angle breaks out and both guys are down. Angle climbs up, he hits a moonsault! Two count.
Elbow drop from HHH, Angle moves and Hebner is down. HHH up to the top, Angle jumps for an armdrag. No cover because the ref is down though.
Angle's trying to talk to the ref, HHH pushes Angle into the stairs and Hebner is out again, ha.
HHH tries to use the belt as a weapon, but Angle hits a suplex. HHH with a pedigree! No ref to count!
Stone Cold runs out here! He's beating up HHH! He hits HHH with the belt! He's bleeding and Austin pushes the ref back in the ring. Stunner on HHH and he leaves. Angle crawls over for the win.
Rikishi's gonna be number 30 in the Rumble, nothing scarier than a big guy late.
Rock wonders if Kane and Undertaker are working together. Do they share sandwiches and tickle each other? Rock has to worry about Bull Buchanan, Perry Saturn, and... Austin.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...